24 Geeky Puns and Jokes That Only True Nerds Will Find Funny

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John Summers • Contributor
Jun 16, 2024 10:00 PM EDT

You know what's better than a really good pun? A pun that only you and your nerdy friends can enjoy, leaving all the normies around you scratching their heads and shaking their heads. After all, being weird and having extremely specific and unconventional interests is what sets us apart. We didn't spend hours upon hours learning physics (or, let's be honest, watching a YouTube video about physics) just to miss out on a good Schrödinger's cat joke.

Let the normies have their relationship humor and airplane food jokes (or whatever it is that normal people find funny), and leave the biology, geology, and astronomy jokes to us! After all, we're the only ones finding them funny anyway. So, how many nerds does it take to come up with a clever and original joke? Just one—and a really good LLM to punch it up! Get ready to dive into a collection of jokes that will tickle your brain and make you laugh out loud.

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  • 01
    A BIOLOGIST, A CHEMIST, AND A STATISTICIAN ARE OUT HUNTING. THE BIOLOGIST SHOOTS AT A DEER AND MISSES 5FT TO THE LEFT, THE CHEMIST TAKES A SHOT AND MISSES 5FT TO THE RIGHT, THE STATISTICIAN YELLS "WE GOT 'EM!"
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  • 02
    TWO KITTENS ON A SLOPED ROOF WHICH ONE SLIDES OFF FIRST? THE ONE WITH THE LOWEST MEW.
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  • 03
    HOW MANY SURREALISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? A FISH.
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  • 04
    THE FIRST RULE OF TAUTOLOGY CLUB IS THE FIRST RULE OF TAUTOLOGY CLUB.
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  • 05
    WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO CROWS ON A BRANCH? ATTEMPTED MURDER.
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  • 06
    WHY CAN'T YOU TRUST ATOMS? BECAUSE THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING!
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  • 07
    WHAT IS A PHYSICIST'S FAVORITE FOOD? FISSION CHIPS.
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  • 08
    YOUR MOTHER IS SO CLASSLESS, SHE COULD BE A MARXIST UTOPIA.
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  • 09
    WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PUT ROOT BEER IN A SQUARE GLASS? BEER.
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  • 10
    SCHRÖDINGER'S CAT WALKS INTO A BAR AND DOESN'T.
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  • 11
    WHAT'S ANOTHER NAME FOR SANTA'S ELVES? SUBORDINATE CLAUSES.
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  • 12
    DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MAN WHO GOT COOLED TO ABSOLUTE ZERO? HE'S OK NOW.
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  • 13
    DESCARTES WALKS INTO A BAR. THE BARTENDER ASKS IF HE WANTS A DRINKS. "I THINK NOT," DESCARTES SAYS. AND THEN HE DISAPPEARS.
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  • 14
    WHY DID KARL MARX DISLIKE EARL GREY TEA? BECAUSE ALL PROPER TEA IS THEFT.
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  • 15
    IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN PUNS TO KLEPTOMANIACS BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS TAKE THINGS LITERALLY.
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  • 16
    SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM BATMAN!
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  • 17
    THERE'S A BAND CALLED 1023MB. THEY HAVEN'T HAD ANY GIGS YET.
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  • 18
    WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU'RE COMFORTING A GRAMMAR NAZI? THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE...
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  • 19
    WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A JOKE WITH A RHETORICAL QUESTION?
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  • 20
    WHEN I WAS A KID, MY ENGLISH TEACHER LOOKED MY WAY AND SAID, "NAME TWO PRONOUNS." I SAID, "WHO, ME?"
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  • 21
    A PHOTON CHECKS INTO A HOTEL AND THE BELLHOP ASKS HIM IF HE HAS ANY LUGGAGE. THE PHOTON REPLIES "NO I'M TRAVELING LIGHT"
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  • 22
    KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? TO. TO WHO? NO, TO WHOM.
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  • 23
    THE PAST, THE PRESENT, AND THE FUTURE WALKED INTO A BAR. IT WAS TENSE.
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  • 24
    HELIUM WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A BEER, THE BARTENDER SAYS, "SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE NOBLE GASES HERE." HE DOESN'T REACT.
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  • 25
    THEY SAY A FREUDIAN SLIP IS WHEN YOU SAY ONE THING, BUT YOU REALLY MEAN YOUR MOTHER.
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  • 26
    C, E FLAT, AND G WALK INTO A BAR. THE BARTENDER SAYS, "SORRY, NO MINORS"
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